Thursday, March 22, 2007

Tennessee Tables Resolution Touting Timberlake for Tantalizing Lyrics

Tennessee's State Senate did an about face in honoring Justin Timberlake as the measure has been tabled for the time being. State Senator Ophelia Ford, D-Memphis introduced the resolution honoring Timberlake for his contribution to the music industry and the state of Tennessee.

State Senator Raymond Finney, R-Maryville then nixed the resolution, objecting to some of the objectionable, sexy lyrics in Timberlake's songs. There was no word on whether the past wardrobe malfunction incident in the Super Bowl a couple of years past also played a role in the Republican senator's distaste for the musician.

Rumor has it that Timberlake will be banned from entering Tennessee and Georgia will rescind its public apology to Ray Charles and ask the surviving family to never again enter the state. Other southern states with popular musicians are expected to follow suit.

I give the Tennessee Republican Senator a two thumbs down and Needs More Cowbell award (equivalent of a raspberry).

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