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Congressional Rap

A reader named Nevik Alotnak sent some lyrics into me that self-admittedly aren't of the highest quality, according to Mr. Alotnak. There are problems with the meter and rhyme and other "technical issues". Be that as it may, I found them to be a bit humorous so I thought I would post them here.

Congressional Rap

I like Big Oil, Arthur Conan Doyle
Special interest groups
Bridge according to Hoyle

I'm so misunderstood
When I'm in the Capitol hood
Or the Martha's Vineyard crib
Wearing a lobster bib

I'm a congressional rapper
House and Senate staffer
I write bills
Then I pass the buck
F*ck!

Now and then I turn a congressional page
Get a little Libby lobby
Then go negative campaign

Quite a mover shaker and I must confess
Like playing Iraqi chess
And J. Edgar Hoover
When he's in a dress

I'm a congressional rapper
House and Senate staffer
I write bills
Then I pass the buck
F*ck!

Now and again I'll actually do some work
Forget the perks
Make the drug 'n' insurance companies
Go berserk

But, that don't happen often
As I'm too busy golfing
Laughing at the poor folk
Who live close by in Norfolk

I'm a congressional rapper
House and Senate staffer
I write bills
Then I pass the buck
F*ck!


So, there you have the work-in-progress lyrics of Congressional Rap. Hopefully, it's worth half a chuckle and a snicker in today's funny lyrics offering.

posted by Muse Dog @ 9:08 AM