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I Wanna Be Like Osama Lyrics Featured in Jihad the Musical

Okay, Jihad the Musical is sure to stir up some discussion as this clearly mocking parody will nonetheless hit a little too close to home for some to handle. Be that as it may, the fact that Jihad the Musical mocks the world's most wanted man in blatant fashion also will give others a good laugh similar to that which can be found in the play, The Producers, which mocks Adolf Hitler.

One of the main songs from Jihad the Musical is "I Wanna Be Like Osama" and you can watch the video and judge for yourself. For educational and entertainment purposes, I'm also including the I Wanna Be Like Osama lyrics on this page.


I Wanna Be Like Osama Lyrics

I wanna be like Osama
I wanna bomb a path to fame across the earth
I know people may abhor me, but by God they won’t ignore me
When the CIA determines what I’m worth.
I will delegate the killing to the malleable and willing
But be sure to have top billing when the news gets around,
Please make me like Osama B.
I’ll be Islamically renowned

I wanna be like Osama
I want aplomb, allure and flair that can convince
If I hadn’t been so rowdy, they’d have let me stay in Saudi,
But I couldn’t play the big leagues as a prince.
So I film eloquent reminders that the Yanks have yet to find us,
Though we’re happy to attack them on home ground!
Please make me like Osama B.
I’ll be Islamically renowned!

And they will speak of me throughout history,
Oh, what bliss to be al Mansour
I’ll enact my plan, be the bogeyman
With a brand new holy war

I wanna be like Osama
I wanna wear designer clothes beneath a robe
While my lackeys loom like vultures, I’ll declare a clash of cultures,
Kill civilians by the millions round the globe
Grow a beard down to my navel, conquer YouTube, get on cable,
And be wealthier than any man I know
Please make me like Osama B.
With an Al Jazeera Show!

Who could ask for more, to be six-foot-four,
Oh, the name Mansour will be known
And I won’t be missed on the wanted list,
With a jihad of my own! Yes a jihad of my own

I wanna be like Osama
I want celebrity and riches that astound
Please make me like Osama B.
I’ll be Islamically renowned! I’ll be Islamically renowned

posted by Muse Dog @ 7:53 AM